“Here ye Here ye”
“This meeting of the ‘Mount Vernon Principled Guys Who Are Gasbags’ will come to order !!”
((Gavel striking))!!
….presiding over this event, the dishonorable Ed Meese…
“Gentlemen, Fellow Jackoffers….May I have your attention…((ahem)) we have a serious, serious problem…..very serious….egregious, in fact.”
“What is it President Meese??!?!”
“Gentlemen…..I’m afraid we are only a foursome for our weekly circle jerk…”
(((Gasp)))!!
“….and we must have a fivesome to make it Mt. Vernon worthy. Do any of you have any ideas? Yes Mr. Norquist??”
“Well, I know for a fact that Karl Rove is not doing anything right now and I have his number right here in my rollodex under bloviating gasbags…”
“Well then….giddy up Grover ! It seems gentlemen, problem solved. The jerking will commence a bit later than usual under these circumstances so I would recommend in the interest of saving time that all of us just go ahead and get oiled up now.”
“President Meese? Should we use Canola or baby oil?”
“Whatever your preference is fine by me. I personally prefer baby oil as it makes the back and forth sooooo much smoother and tends to make my little fella stand up to at least three inches….but it’s certainly your choice. Gentlemen, while we wait for Mr. Rove, shall we disrobe??”
