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Goosebumps  as we get closer and closer to the elusive #1…

Seasons Greetings fellow merchants of disdain, contempt, and scorn for the American scum of the earth !! Yuletides of hate reach out and pull on my heartstrings causing my heart to burst with the joy and the spirit of hate. Like Jolly Saint Nick, let me spread gifts of hate throughout the lands….

…#4…tie:  Mitch McConnell and Sarah Palin

Where do I begin?  I knew little about Alaska before John McCain introduced her to us but, based on her alone, I shall be eternally suspicious about what sort of people inhabit this place of natural beauty…much like I am eternally fearful of finding myself on a lonely country road after dark in Mississippi since three young civil rights workers made their last journey in life on such a country road in Mississippi in 1963.  Tell me I’m generalizing but, sorry….once something is branded in my psyche, it’s hard to extricate.  There’s just something deeply wrong with the majority of people who put someone such as her in a position of power; now I want to know nothing about Alaska.  And there’s something deeply wrong with a country (ours) that continues to enable and empower her and reward her with fame and fortune.  How can it be that simply by virtue of a crazed, senile, bitter, and nasty old fucker from Arizona plucking empty-headed trailer trash from obscurity, that this empty-headed trailer trash deserves a permanent spot in our vernacular….deserves to be an entry in Wikipedia, deserves 65,000,000,000 hits on Google, deserves to be listened to by one person much less millions?  What’s wrong with us?  Let me rephrase that….because, for once, I’m not going to throw in with the rest of the sheeple of America.  You know why?  Because you and I are not one of “them.”  We are better….and I’m proud to say that.  So let me ask again….what’s wrong with THEM?  How have they so regressed in just a few short generations, since the early 1950′s, when Americans allowed themselves to be intoxicated with fear by the maniacal demagoguery of a boozing, drug-addicted,  philandering,  U.S. Senator named Joe McCarthy who, in a mere two years, turned us into the wide-eyed and squirming neighbors portrayed by Rod Serling in the Twilight Zone Episode, “Monsters on Maple Street”?  Somehow, we came to our senses then…..but not before the lives of many thousands of good people were ruined beyond repair.  Will we come to our senses now?  Well, does the fact that she is still being talked about as a candidate for President of the UNITED STATES (!!!!!!!!) answer your question?  What do you think?  I’m of the opinion that the malignant cancer in America known as  Christianity will never allow “THEM” to come to their senses.  The Christianity that has taken over  the minds of the soul-less America is like McCarthyism on steroids.   It has given us “her”…and “her is them.”  And someone just TRY to tell me that Sarah Palin would not be a modern-day Joe McCarthy if given half a chance and I would tell them to stop smoking crack.

As for HIM……don’t be swayed, even for a second, by his southern “courtliness.”  For Mitch, much more than Dick, truly IS Darth Vader with a much less ominous mask.   His bugged-eyed and chinless bespectacled face makes him look like anything from a professorial type to Heinrich Himmler (if walls had ears, I’m certain Mitch has more often expressed his admiration for good old Heinrich than all the professors in the world…except, perhaps, for the “professor” in “Gilligan’s Island”).

His brazenly-stated goal is to intentionally obstruct the President at every turn, on every issue, without compromise….with the ultimate intent of seeing him fail. How can such ideas and initiatives, which should be more favorably compared to the initiatives that 60′s Russian Premiere, Nikita Khrushchev, had for JFK, be seen by a single American as anything but quintessentially un-American?  How can it, I ask?  At the very least, Mitch McConnell could be somewhat discreet about his hatred, animosity, and bitterness about the black man as President.  But in this era when a narrow-minded, crazed, bigoted white trash woman from Alaska can be empowered to fame and fortune,  there is no such thing as discretion…especially when it comes to sanctimonious religiosity.  As far as THEY are concerned, they needn’t be discreet about anything.  The rest of us have to maintain our decorum and composure. But Sarah Palin and Mitch may say anything they goddamn want…and their stock will just go up…because they are members of the righteous….those that Noah will pluck from down below just before the waters come sweeping across the lands and  wash away the rest of us heretics.

But none of that matters.  All I know is, their influence continues unabated.  And since neither has done a single virtuous thing in their collective lives except divide and conquer (just like good old Joe), I understand America less now than ever.  In fact, I don’t even WANT to understand it anymore.   The honest-to-god truth?  I could give a fuck about it now and forever more.   I just get high on the fact that I hate Sarah Palin and Mitch McConnell so much, they would be two of the handful of people on my list of lists to whom I would refrain throwing a rope if they were hanging on a cliff above a pool of sharks and crocks.  I’d be the guy above laughing hysterically at them from above as they get torn to shreds.  Watching Sarah Palin get torn to shreds would symbolize watching religion get torn to shreds….and that would be worth the price of admission