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Cain is Able

Posted on October 4, 2011 by | 10 Comments

Cain poses w/ long-time mistress who he met at the hospital after she became violently ill an hour after eating one of his Godfather's pizzas

Hardly a day goes by that I don’t feel
Encouraged by the great
Renaissanc­e of hope that is
Morphing throughout
All of the land that has been brought on by
None other than the great

Cain who will be our country’s next  savior
And the man who will lead us
Into the promised land by
Not only being a visionary, but by being an

Inspiratio­n to all of us lost
Souls who are looking for someone who will give us the

Opportunit­ies we have
Unfortunat­ely not had for such a long, long
Time until this moment when

Our collective spirits are lifted to
Fabulous heights by Mr. Cain who

Has the gift of not only being
Iconic but by literally coming and
Saving all of us

From the abyss and the
Undercurre­nts of despair at such a
Crucial time in our history when the
Key to achieving what is
Ideal is to know that
Nothing can stand between us and
Greatness so long as this great

Man and pizza king can lead us
Into the promise land because at this crucial crossroads we
Need greatness and we, therefore,
Demand Herman Cain

(…but the truth? Find the eight hidden words from above and fill in the blanks)
______ ____ __ ___ __ ___ _______ ____

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Sarah on Fire

Posted on June 26, 2010 by | 10 Comments

Two years ago she was still an unknown but,
Incredibly, has become
More than just an
Enigma or a passing

Fad who is an
Opportunist because she has
Really become more than

You can possibly imagine seizing every
Opportunity to
Understand how to make

This country of
Ours even greater than it already is by

Doing her her duty as a great
Republican who is
On fire with
Passionate caring for her fellow being and who has

Done literally
Everything she can,
As the great American that she is, to remain
Dignified and

Stalwart in her defense of
A free and
Righteous nation and who
Aspires to be the next President of the U.S. of A who
Has all the tools to be the greatest since George Washington

…….but really, in my opinion it’s just ____ ___ ___ __ ____ ____ _____

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Shining Son

Posted on June 23, 2010 by | 9 Comments

After seeing the Huffington Post article, Rand Paul To Unemployed: Take a Pay Cut, Stop Asking For Handouts, And Get Back To Work, Southpaw was inspired to write the following tribute:

Finally someone who is willing to speak the truth and who
Understands the pain Americans are going through and truly
Cares about us and who is a
Kind and gentle soul–a shining sun in a world of darkness who has

Yours and my best interests in mind and who, as our President, will
Offer all of us
Unbelievable prosperity

And hopes and dreams like
None of us have ever known and someone who, himself, has been there and
Done that and someone who, himself, has had

Years of experience and knows that
Our only option is to
Understand that the man named
Rand is for the people and by the

People and who knows that we must
Learn what to do by listening to him and
Aspiring to be like him and be
Not only the best that we can be but

Rich in mind, body,
And soul as we
Near greatness so long as we follow the
Determination of Rand Paul

…..but how we really feel can be determined by filling in the following blanks with the first letter of each line above: ____ ___ ___ ____ ____ ____…”

Republican Rand Paul supporter answering the call to get back to work

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Sarah Wants Rand Bad

Posted on May 23, 2010 by | 14 Comments

I wanna dance on your pole, baby

Sarah detractors and
All the
Rest of you dissenters
Are always
Hateful and jealous about

Just how great she is and you fail to
Understand what a
Sensational woman she is who will stand the
Tests of time and,

Without question, is
As talented and
Natural a woman as Aretha Franklin because Sarah is
Truly a
Saint in these

Tumultuous times of
Ours when there seems to be more

Foes than friends who try to
Undermine and
Criticize all that Sarah and, now, Rand are trying to do as they try to
Keep our country together because they

Realize that what this is all
About is
Never letting “THEM” get our country and
Demanding that we HAVE OUR COUNTRY BACK !!

…but it’s much less complicated than all of that because all it really amounts to is ….

_____ ____ _____ __ ____ ____

(fill in blanks with first letter of each line above)….

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Stinkin’ Pile of Sarah

Posted on April 28, 2010 by | 6 Comments

In response to the Huffington Post story, Sarah Palin: Obama Is Perpetuating ‘Myth That Racial Profiling Is Part’ Of Arizona Immigration Law, Southpaw has this to say:

Frankly I believe it’s
Understandable why the fine
Citizens of Arizona would want to
Keep this issue low key since

You can certainly see how
Opportunists tend to
Undermine their laws as

Sarah has pointed out
As it is her
Responsibility to get involved with everyone’s
Affairs so that they
Have

Yet another
Opportunity to hear how
Uncompromising she can be when it comes to the

People who she
Inspires
Every time a
Controversy such as this one
Erupts which is when Sarah is

Obliged to get involved and instill more
Fear in the hearts and minds of the people of this great

State in which she
Has
Invested so much
Time, heart, and soul….

…but you know what? ____ ___ ____ ___ _____ __ ____ (please fill in blanks with first letter of each line above)

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The Yellow Rose of Hades

Posted on March 13, 2010 by | 1 Comment

Frankly I can
Understand the
Circumstances in which a great state like Texas would like to
Keep its people

Educated as it sees fit and
Maintain its

Autonomy to do the things it
Needs to do to insure it has the

Latitude to
Endure the
Tests of time that will surely bring more pressure to

Everyone in Texas to
Manage itself as outsiders

See fit for them to do because outsiders are the
Enemy who
Can bring death,
Evil things and
Destruction to
Everyone in Texas

…so as far as I’m concerned ____ __ ___ ___ __ ______

(please fill in the available spaces with the first letter of each line above)”

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Sarah and Michele….Points of Brightness

Posted on March 12, 2010 by | 6 Comments

The thing that amazes me is how in the
World we could have such a great
Opportunity to

Find two of the brightest people on the planet who
Understand all the
Circumstances of the American people and what
Kind of inspiration we need
Here in this great country of ours and and how
Even in the midst of
All that the two of them have had to
Deal with, they
Simply stay true to the

Aspirations of
Real Americans and their real
Emotions who simply want to make their lives

Better in
Everything
They do in the short amount of
Time we have on God’s earth in all its
Enthusiastic glory and
Rewards

That we
Have
At our disposal
Not only because we have the

Opportunities to truly fulfill our
Needs but because with inspiration from Michele and Sarah, we can
Enable ourselves to be better God-fearing Americans.

Double F**kheads

…hmmm, what bulls*hit huh?

Its true meaning can be found by placing the first letter in each line above in the following blanks:

___ _________ ___ ______ ____ ___

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On KY Senator Jim Bunning’s Obstruction of Jobs Benefits

Posted on March 3, 2010 by | 2 Comments

My boyfriend has a pecker thiiiiiiis big

True
Honor is
All the man
Named Bunning has anymore cause he’s just that
Kinda guy who
Sincerely believes in truth over

Falsehoods and honesty
Over
Regrets

Not
Only because he is
Truly a great and
Honest man with the utmost in
Integrity, but because he
Needs to be
Great for many

Years to come so that all of us nay continue to have the
Opportunity to
Understand how

Fine a many this Bunning fellow is and how
Unbelievably
Cool he is and how the key to
Knowing Jim is to see
How
Everything he says and does is from
A devout
Determination to be a hero in the eyes of all of us. God Bless Jim Bunning

….because if there’s a god, he/she too would simply say

______ ___ _______ ___ ________

(please fill in blanks with first letter of each line above)”

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Les Imbeciles

Posted on February 24, 2010 by | 2 Comments

Michele is genuinely one of the most
Intriguing people of this
Century who
Has the capacity to bring joy to
Everyone in this
Little old world of ours through
Everything that she does from the beacon of

Light that she shines
Into the night which is the
Key to
Everything she does. And ever

Since she
Arrived on the national scene she has
Risen to unprecedented heights and she has been
A beacon of light for the
Hopeful who want so bad to be

Inspired by someone other that than the
Socialist we currently have as President because Sarah is

A proud member of the land of the

Free and the home of the brave, one nation
Under god and has within her the
Character to use the
Key of righteousness to unlock the door of freedom that is
Inherent in all Americans who want
Nothing but
Glory to god in the highest and

Redemption for
Everyone who stands
Tall in
All that they do because with Sarah and the
Republican party shall be our
Destiny

…but, of course, none of the aforementioned shall happen because…

_______ ____ _____ __ _ _______ ______ (fill in blanks with first letter of each line above).”

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Dick Cheney Hospitalized

Posted on February 22, 2010 by | 6 Comments

Personally, I’d
Like for
Everything to be
A-OK for Dick
So that
Each and everyone of us

Can
Rejoice when we have the
Opportunity to see
A semblance of justice rendered against him since we all
Know that

Dick
Is most
Certainly guilty of high crimes which eventually will bring him to his
Knees

…..on the other hand ______ _____ ____

(fill in blanks with first letter of each line above)

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