“Good evening. This is SPB Tonight. We’re happy to welcome Disingenuous America to our SPB studio this evening. Thank you for coming Disingenuous America.”
“My pleasure.”
“Let me start out by asking you who you’re supporting in the upcoming Presidential election?”
“Why I’m supporting Mitt Romney of course.”
“Is there any particular reason you’re supporting Mitt Romney?”
“Well, I think he’ll do a better job with the economy and get America back on track.”
“Really? How so?”
“Well, he’s been a successful businessman most of his life and has created millions of jobs in America.”
“Actually, Disingenuous America, Mitt Romney has done quite the opposite costing America countless jobs as a corporate raider with Bain Capitol. Governor Romney HAS created lots of jobs…..for China.”
“Well I’m supporting him because he’s going to make my life better.”
“How so?”
“Well, I’m unemployed but my unemployment insurance ran out six months ago. I have no healthcare insurance and I may have breast cancer and can’t afford a breast exam. I live on welfare and food stamps, and I just know Mitt Romney will make things better in my life.”
“Did you see the recent video clip of Mitt Romney essentially dismissing 47 percent of America of which you are a member? It’s been all over TV.”
“I saw that. I thought he was talking about just minorities.”
“He was….with you being one of them. And you know Mitt Romney wants to get rid of all entitlement programs including welfare, food stamps, unemployment insurance, Planned Parenthood which would take care of that breast exam you need, and the Affordable Healthcare Act for which you will be eligible in 2014.”
“Well I guess I’m supporting him because I trust him and I like him.”
“And?”
“And because he’s an American.”
“And?”
“And because he’s not a Socialist or a Communist!”
“And?”
“And because he’s someone who I could sit down and have a beer…or a root beer with.”
“And?”
“Well, he’s a good Christian.”
“Uh, Mormon…which is secretive and kind of a cult.”
“Whatever…I like him because he’s just like me.”
“You sure about that?….he’s filthy rich, has experienced not a single second of adversity in his life, has never been without, and has never lived like you–or me for that matter–and never WILL live like you….not even close.”
“WELL HE’S LIKE ME!!”
“MEANING?!?”
“HE’S WHITE GODDAMN IT AND I DON’T WANT THAT BLACK BASTARD AS MY PRESIDENT FOR ONE…..MORE…..SECOND!! I HATE BLACK PEOPLE!! THEY’RE UPPITY, THEY’RE SMELLY, AND THEY’RE RUINING OUR SCHOOLS, OUR NEIGHBORHOODS, AND OUR LIVES!!!!!!!!”
“Thank you for being our guest tonight Disingenuous America. It’s true. You definitely SHOULD be supporting Mitt Romney.”
“Join us next week as we sit down for a candid conversation with God who will have some highly unflattering things to say about today’s Evangelicals. This is SPB Tonight.”
Disingenuous America
Genuine America…and it’s not pretty
This article is right on point, their racism have them blinded into voting against themselves.
A link to make you laugh
LOL !! This is terrific Mary. Thanks
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Thanks Mary!
Love the video!
Hey racists: Enjoy your fucking Cardboard Cutout Freak of Nature Trojan Horse Fake son of a bitch candidate. Vote him in and soon he’ll be sending you, your sons and daughters and grandkids to fight a proxy war for his warmongering benefactors. You are nothing to them but cannon fodder.
dam dog you have it down pat and mary adds the clip this is so fucken on the mark . mit is a hartless no good greedy corporate bitch how can this ass lie after lie and get away with it is this world up side down when there is no penalty for fucken lying how can this be ? all one has to do is just make up anything and its the fucken truth this country and its representives are out to fucken lunch .the dems should ask would you hire a god dam lier to be responsable for the the usa if so you idiots deserve what you get or will loose i am in coal country and the ads here are unbeliveable this prick bill lohnson is a t party retired airforce lt col 22 years suckin off the government tit and is part of the whole scam the pukes are running . he defeted the blue dog last election now its back on . i will vote for the mty chair as opposed to the mty suit thanks great job tried to give you a like but hell i dont know the b s thats asked looking forward to your next factual post and mary loved the clip the 1 st 1 was great shocked me lol
Yep, that just about covers it! Fuck those racists!
peace,
debi(~};)
Thank you for your truth-telling!
Excellent, truly excellent. To think I got thrown off HuffPo a couple elections back for calling them all RACISTS~good to see everyone.
Eykis, so you to see YOU! We have missed you.
Eykis: I have missed you so very much! How’s life?
Good to see you as well
Wow, Eykis, wondered where you were banished to and why. Good to see you…
Thrown off HuffPo is a badge of honor. They’re so fucked since AOL moved in, they no longer have the good sense to throw me off when I call the douchebags douchebags.
ditto