Ann Romney, wife of Republican Presidential candidate, Mitt Romney, has volunteered to appear in a photo spread in Hustler magazine’s annual MILF edition.
“As a Mother Interested in Liberty and Freedom I consider it my patriotic duty to appear in such a fine magazine,” said Ms. Romney.
“A wonderfully kind man named Mr. Larry Flynt called me up one day and asked me if I would appear in the his magazine. I thought it was such a nice gesture coming from such a nice man.”
“I just told him that I’m honored to appear in his magazine of liberty and freedom and that I’ve always been someone who worked very hard and hustled at whatever I did. It’s so wonderful that Mr. Flynt features hard working people who hustle in his magazine.”
Asked to comment, Larry Flynt said he’s been after Ann Romney for some time for his hot as hell, over-60 MILF edition.
“She could clearly suck the chrome off a trailer hitch,” said Flynt. ”And I can’t believe she’s doing this for free. On the other hand, she and her fucking husband sure don’t need the money.”
“So what sort of spread are you going to have her featured in?” I asked.
“We’ll start her out with a donkey….a real randy donkey named Rudy,” Flynt said…”sort of a funny, ha-ha Democratic symbol vs the horny MILF,” laughed Flynt.
“What’s the donkey going to do to her?”
“You’ll have to wait till December,” said Flynt.
When told that Ann Romney actually believes that MILF stands for Mothers Interested in Liberty and Freedom, Flynt began to choke from laughter.
“What a dumb, fucking whore,” laughed Flynt….”just the way I like my women….and precisely why she’s a Mother I’d Like to Fuck,” he added. ”Dumb, naive, and right-wing women….they turn me on man…what can I say? I just wish my dick worked cause if it did, I swear to god I’d be swinging it in the direction of Ann Romney.”
Ann Romney will be part of the 28-page “Conservative MILFs Want it Bad” in December’s Christmas edition of Hustler.
“I’m not exactly sure why Mr. Flynt asked me to bring two large bottles of cooking oil and a bucket of Vaseline on the day of my photo shoot,” said a perplexed Ann Romney. “But whatever he needs me to do in the pursuit of liberty and freedom, I will oblige.”