by gordita
Continuing to maintain that her family’s tax returns are personal and not for sharing with just any Tom, Dick, or Harry, Ann Romney opened up about a miscarriage she suffered about 15 years ago.
She wears red every day to commemorate the event
“I woke up in the middle of the night and there was this big spot of blood on the sheets. I thought to myself, this perimenopausal stuff sure must be a nuisance for the maid. Then I remembered, I’m pregnant! This shouldn’t be happening to me!”
“I reached into my panties and felt around and sure enough, it was a mess down there. I was starting to feel very afraid. And the cramps were just terrible!”
“Uh…Mrs. Romney, wouldn’t it be easier to talk about Mitt’s and your income taxes? I mean…what could be more personal than the gory details of your miscarriage?”
“No gordita, I want American women to understand. I am one of them. I know what it is like to be a woman. To have disappointments.”
“You refer to the disappointment of not being able to give birth to a sixth child?”
“Yes, gordita. My family and I were heartbroken. I should say we are heartbroken. We never fully recovered.”
“Mrs. Romney, the thought of giving birth six times makes me want to ignite my uterus with a blow torch.”
“I really don’t expect a loose…er…liberal woman like you to understand the depth of our sorrow. A miscarriage is a tragedy.”
“Actually, I am not heartless, Mrs. Romney. I can understand carrying a baby and loving it and wanting it to be healthy. You must have been pretty far along for this baby to have affected your family so much.”
“Yes, I was. Three weeks.”
“Three weeks! Geez, Mrs. Romney, this baby didn’t even have gills yet! It was 1/12 of an inch long and looked like this”:
Magnified a gagillion times, it looks just like its father!
“Gordita, a three-week-old baby is a human life. It is sacred and precious. A gift from heaven.”
“A gift that keeps on giving, apparently, because you are now using this human life to further your husband’s political aspirations–which I might add are focused on depriving pregnant women of prenatal care guaranteed to them by Obamacare.”
“I don’t appreciate your sacrilegious snippinesss, gordita. This interview is over.”
<<<Ann Romney stands up and starts to walk out>>>
“Is there any chance that your decision to put your uterus on public display will inspire your husband to share his tax returns?” I ask as Mrs. Romney reaches the door.
“Gordita, you people and your insatiable appetite for the private details of other peoples’ lives disgust me.”
“I take that as a no?”
The door closes behind Mrs. Romney and the studio goes silent. I feel so little connection to Mrs. Romney and her ilk, I am tempted to request a species reassignment. Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to fly?
This bitch is cold as ice. I wouldn’t want a ice queen as first lady. If by chance Vomitt were elected president. We will see him introduce his other three wives. You know, the ones living in Mexico, the Cayman Islands, and Switzerland!
Did you know Mitt’s real name is Willard?
Gordita~I sure did. Wasn’t there a movie in the ’70′s about a rat named Willard? If I’m correct, it fits Vomitt to a tee or should I say tea.
Yes- I remember that!!
Bravo!!!!!!!
And I agree with hipchick – Ann Romney is an ice-cold bitch who has no conception of what real women’s lives are like. I will not be listening to her speech tonight (I can’t listen to any of them – I just hit the mute – then turn it on again when Rachel and company start dissecting the Rethugs’ lies)
She’s wearing red!
Best comment so far at HPee:
Tanmag
I’m glad they took the bolts out of Ann’s neck before she gave her speech.
LOL! Good one!
Pukes and thier lies and they claim to be christians and tell lie after lie what sorry fucken people they are they all should of been aborted like Montanna i cant stand to listen to liar after liar fuck the pukes and their god dam pee party’s money hiden bastards
They are afraid. America is turning brown and speaking with a Spanish accent. The Madonna has being edged out by caustic, hairy feminists who see themselves as something other than fetus hotels. Everybody is screwing everybody with a complete and utter lack of decorum and decency. The country needs to be punished and who better to punish everyone than the current crop of Republican leaders?
I’ve been around for a long time – and I don’t recall ever seeing such a crop of nasty, mean-spirited, and callous politicians. They’re a cancer – all the way from Romney to the state legislatures. It’s sickening – and discouraging.
Check out the latest poster of our President making the rounds at the RNC. (scroll down a wee bit – border’s find). What assholes.
Doh! Here’s the link:
http://freerangetalk.com/2012/08/rnctampa/#comment-271889
My God! These people (I use the term loosely) are fucking sick! I can’t fucking believe these people think this is acceptable. I’m embarrassed to be white!!!!!!
Isn’t it despicable? Honestly, I am running out of words to describe these cretins. Motherfuckingpricks seems too tame.
Gordita — this is one of your very best. It doesn’t even have gills yet! LOFL!