Governor “Just Close Your Eyes” Corbett
Republican Pennsylvania Governor Tom Corbett’s Talking Points for this Week:
Monday: I have no knowledge of anything that transpired at Penn State involving Jerry Sandusky.
Tuesday: I’m not aware of any knowledge I may have had of anything that transpired at Penn State involving Jerry Sandusky.
Wednesday: If I had any knowledge of anything that transpired at Penn State involving Jerry Sandusky, I regret such knowledge.
Thursday: I apologize if I had any knowledge of anything that transpired at Penn State involving Jerry Sandusky.
Friday: I have no plans to resign the Governorship related to any knowledge I may have had of anything that transpired at Penn State involving Jerry Sandusky.
Saturday: With great regret, I resign the Governorship based on the knowledge I may or may not have had of anything that transpired at Penn State involving Jerry Sandusky.
Sunday: My book related to my involvement with Penn State and Jerry Sandusky, called What I Knew or Did Not Know About Anything that Transpired at Penn State Involving Jerry Sandusky and My Regret Over My Alleged Involvement, will be released on Monday, July 23rd, 2012 at Barnes and Noble.
Im lost for words