John Roberts is Still a Fucking Dick


Only dicks hide behind the American flag

Dear John,

So you made a good move today in your otherwise sorry ass life of shit-ass moves and your otherwise miserable tenure as the worst Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court in history.  Well, you’re still a fucking dick.  And I just wanted to make sure you heard it from me first.

If you think this exonerates you from all the other shit-ass moves you’ve made, you’ve got another thing coming.  And you may think reluctantly being on the right side of a 5-4 vote for once will somehow protect your legacy…but you’d be wrong.  Before you take any bows you should be reminded, John, that this should have been a 9-0 no-brainer vote for the people.  If you had been doing your job, it…and all other important votes, would have been unanimously for the people.  That is, if you REALLY had wanted to do the right thing for the people you would have long ago horsewhipped your four cohorts in crime  till their backsides were raw and they were begging to vote with the liberal justices on this and all other issues.  And you would have added fifty extra lashes to the back side of that miserable retard named Clarence Thomas who has no more business being on the Supreme Court than a fucking donkey.

“Clarence Thomas can bite my ass….and believe me, I got a big one!”

And we all know you did this because of the backlash you’ve received and, hopefully, will continue to receive over Citizen’s United.  Furthermore, anyone with any sanity knows, too, that for the rest of your miserable life on the court we can all count on you making us pay for your reluctant slither to the side of reason on this date, June 28, 2012 by insuring never again to even come close to voting with the likes of anyone named Breyer, Ginsburg, Kagan, and Sotomayor.     We all know you’re going to make us eat this today if it takes you the rest of your  miserable life to do so.  You crawl your way to the finish line and barely cross it.  That doesn’t sound like much of a victory lap to me.  You’re still the fucker who gave us Citizen’s United.  …and  a host of other byzantine laws of which we can never rid ourselves.

So don’t take a bow just yet John despite the fact that liberals throughout the world, in their  schizophrenic rush to judgment, are giving you momentary credit for this move….and even saying nice things about you.  What a fucking mistake.

By tomorrow morning the sane ones will wake up to realize that despite your vote today, you’re still a miserable fucking dick.

….and one more last thing:  can we PUUUULEEEZZZE dispel any further notion that Anthony Kennedy is, was, or ever will be fucking “swing” anything.  The only thing “swing” about Anthony Kennedy is  quite possibly how he “swings” from rams to the occasional ewe depending on his momentary mood.

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12 Responses to John Roberts is Still a Fucking Dick

  1. “Reluctant slither.” Too good for words.

  2. Excellent.

  3. I agree, Roberts is still a dick. In this specific case, the other four wingers are even bigger fucking dicks. They are just more blatant about it than Roberts.

  4. thatsitfortheotherwon

    Slightly OT, but the Best fucking thing about this ruling was Wolf Blitzer getting it wrong, along with Fox News. One of my colleagues even switched over to Fox to “Get the real truth [sic].” The “real truth” was that Fox was getting their read from CNN, who fucked it up. Think about it, you wouldn’t expect anyone at Fox to be able to readon their own, would you?

    • It’s not ot my friend….it’s spot-on. Wolf Blitzer has been a hack since the day he started at CNN. I hate his guts and looooove to see him embarrass himself…which is often. CNN fucked up royally: I was working at my computer around 10:07 EST and had CNN up and noticed that they put up their “BREAKING NEWS” banner and announced that Obama’s healthcare plan individual mandate had been struck down”. Within minutes they were correcting themselves….but not before MILLIONS around the world were misinformed. This suggests one of two possibilities….either CNN is as irresponsible and lame as always…or they were so fucking anxious to see Obamacare go down, they jumped the gun just to throw up the outcome they, and Wolf, desired. I suspect it’s a bit of both. Wolf Blitzer is one of the most partisan hacks ever on MSM. They’re keeping his seat warm at Fox for his eventual hire there.

  5. thatsitfortheotherwon

    You know about these things, so I can hardly argue. Soooo glad to see him and Fogs Snews eat a shit sandwich on the TV!

  6. I do not watch CNN when Wolf is on. he is a Jackass
    You are right, Roberts is a Disgusting,Ignorant,Chief,Killer [ DICK] of the Constitution and people rights, and always will be.
    Single payer is still the best way to go in America, but the Health Care bill is a good start..

  7. Absolutely!!! I couldn’t believe it when so many “liberals” were falling over themselves when Roberts voted to keep the Affordable Health Care Act. He can NEVER escape Citizens United. Never. He has done irreparable harm to this country. Moreover, he’s probably trying to save his capital to overturn Roe v. Wade.

    Hope all is well with you and Gordita. Big storms and heat waves have been hitting us in Indiana, but all is fine (except for the fact that Mitch-fucking-Daniels will now be president of Purdue).

    • Mitch Daniels, President of Purdue? Too bad. He’s a fucking asshole. Too bad for the fine students and faculty of Purdue U. Indiana is in a horrible drought which I’ve been watching closely on the tube. My sympathies my friend. Try to stay cool and here’s hoping you’ll soon be drenched :)

      • Thx! No rain expected for a bit, though. At least I don’t have to mow the lawn. LOL. I’ve lived here now for 13 years (!) and I can’t remember a dryer and hotter summer. How are things your way?

        Yeah – it’s such a clusterfuck with Purdue. They’ve really messed things up. The Board of Trustees appointed Daniels… and guess who had appointed all of the Trustees? Right. Cronyism at its best (or worst). And Daniels? An enemy of public schools and higher education? Someone who has absolutely no experience in academics? Bah. Their other choice – which would have been just as awful, was Brian Bosma, a Rethug state legislature – another enemy of education. The Board of Trustees also got rid of a chancellor at one of the regional campuses since he turned 65 (apparently, it’s in the contract) – and….. appointed a replacement chancellor who is….. 64.

        It’s such a special state.

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