So you made a good move today in your otherwise sorry ass life of shit-ass moves and your otherwise miserable tenure as the worst Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court in history. Well, you’re still a fucking dick. And I just wanted to make sure you heard it from me first.
If you think this exonerates you from all the other shit-ass moves you’ve made, you’ve got another thing coming. And you may think reluctantly being on the right side of a 5-4 vote for once will somehow protect your legacy…but you’d be wrong. Before you take any bows you should be reminded, John, that this should have been a 9-0 no-brainer vote for the people. If you had been doing your job, it…and all other important votes, would have been unanimously for the people. That is, if you REALLY had wanted to do the right thing for the people you would have long ago horsewhipped your four cohorts in crime till their backsides were raw and they were begging to vote with the liberal justices on this and all other issues. And you would have added fifty extra lashes to the back side of that miserable retard named Clarence Thomas who has no more business being on the Supreme Court than a fucking donkey.
And we all know you did this because of the backlash you’ve received and, hopefully, will continue to receive over Citizen’s United. Furthermore, anyone with any sanity knows, too, that for the rest of your miserable life on the court we can all count on you making us pay for your reluctant slither to the side of reason on this date, June 28, 2012 by insuring never again to even come close to voting with the likes of anyone named Breyer, Ginsburg, Kagan, and Sotomayor. We all know you’re going to make us eat this today if it takes you the rest of your miserable life to do so. You crawl your way to the finish line and barely cross it. That doesn’t sound like much of a victory lap to me. You’re still the fucker who gave us Citizen’s United. …and a host of other byzantine laws of which we can never rid ourselves.
So don’t take a bow just yet John despite the fact that liberals throughout the world, in their schizophrenic rush to judgment, are giving you momentary credit for this move….and even saying nice things about you. What a fucking mistake.
By tomorrow morning the sane ones will wake up to realize that despite your vote today, you’re still a miserable fucking dick.
….and one more last thing: can we PUUUULEEEZZZE dispel any further notion that Anthony Kennedy is, was, or ever will be fucking “swing” anything. The only thing “swing” about Anthony Kennedy is quite possibly how he “swings” from rams to the occasional ewe depending on his momentary mood.