Ann Coulter's High School Year Book Photo in 1980
Ann "Carpet Doesn't Match the Drapes" Coulter in 2012
Everybody has heard the neologism, “Santorum,” invented when gay rights activist Dan Savage launched a contest among his readers as payback for Sen. Rick Santorum’s homophobic ”man on dog” remark. Well…if there is one person who deserves her own payback word even more than Santorum it is Ann Coulter–easily the most despicable woman alive who is not behind bars.
Taking our cue from Dan Savage we are holding a contest that we hope will make you want to create an anonymous user name in order to participate. Submit your proposed new word or phrase in the comments. Your submission must contain “coulter” and it should evoke the same physical revulsion that one would expect to experience eating cockroaches.
The winner will receive either a “Sarah Palin is a C**t” T-shirt worn only once (by gordita during sex) or, if this does not suit you, something else equally wonderful.
For those of you who need inspiration beyond looking at her picture, consider the following:
“[Clinton] masturbates in the sinks.”—Rivera Live8/2/99
“God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, ‘Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It’s yours.’”—Hannity & Colmes,6/20/01
The “backbone of the Democratic Party” is a “typical fat, implacable welfare recipient”—syndicated column 10/29/99
To a disabled Vietnam vet: “People like you caused us to lose that war.”—MSNBC
“Women like Pamela Harriman and Patricia Duff are basically Anna Nicole Smith from the waist down. Let’s just call it for what it is. They’re whores.”—Salon.com 11/16/00
“I am emboldened by my looks to say things Republican men wouldn’t.”—TV Guide8/97
“Let’s say I go out every night, I meet a guy and have sex with him. Good for me. I’m not married.”—Rivera Live 6/7/00
“We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren’t punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That’s war. And this is war.” —syndicated column 9/12/01 (day after 9/11)
“If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.
It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and ‘We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care—and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?’”—New York Observer, 10/2007
For more great quotes, go to Washington Monthly
or for quotes AND pictures, go to the Hufffington Post .
LET THE CONTEST BEGIN! (Contest will end when the SPB editor says it does. All decisions by SBP staff regarding contest winner are final. You must be 18 or over to enter.)
