Southpaw Beagle interviewed thousands of Americans from coast to coast before selecting Mrs. Shirley Johnson from Mountain Bluff, Missouri, whom we believe best represents mainstream America, to give the annual New Year Message for the year 2012:
“First of all i want to thank God for all that he has givin me and my family, This pas yeer has ben realy good and coud have ben much beter if it had not ben for the black heathen we have as Presedent. Presedient Obama has tried and tried and tried to take away my God. that’s what my friends Mary and Judy wus saying the other day at the unimployment ofice when i was over thier the other day two pick up my chek. We was talking about how we knead to git our country bak and put God back into thengs and other stuf.
This Presedint has done nothing but bad stuf but I can be thancful for alot of good stuf two, i don’t have a job rite now and thier arent no jobs write now in my town because all the illegal aleins from mexico have taken all of our jobs, but i beeleave that evrything is done for a reeson and i beeleave that God will give me a job when he is readdy for me to work. i thank God that i half my workman’s comp and my unimployment even thoow some policemen told me i shood not cownt on any moniy from my acident at Wal-Mart when i sliped and fell in one of thier ailes, the policeman tol me that thier camera said i was faking the acident i had. but that is a goddam lie ! but if God wants me to not have the money i will aksept it because I beeleave God has a reeson for everything. so I am thancful for my unimployment and whatever other asistance i can get. i am thankful because of all the white peepole in my town who stick together and treet each other like family. My freind Judy was saying though that one of these days one of those people from the government, or Washington or some other country will come hear and try to take our stuf away and all. OVER MY DAED BODY !!
My freind Mary was also teling me that the heathen black Presedint wants to turn our country into some place caled europe whatever that place is, but i dont no nothing about some europe but my other friend Judy says they dont beeleave in God thier and men are marreid too other men and stuff like that and eveerybody is a socialist which Mary says is the religion of the devil. Mary also says that Obama is going to lett illegal aleins take over everything jist so theyll keep electing him to be the Presedint every year. i don’t no who is my reprisentative from Missouri but i plan to right to him as soon as i find out about wanting him to try and git my country back.
i don’t realy no who i want for our next Presedint but i just no I dont want no black man cause i no that peeble like him will take away my God and other stuf i don’t want. i jist hope one day we can git our country back that has ben taken away from us and we can git someone who will put God back into things and stuf, i think as long as all of that hapens then 2012 will be a grate year and maybe even the best won yet. Happy Knew Year Everybody !!
And Happy New Year to you Shirley….and to everyone else out there:
HAPPY 2012 !!!