The Rick Perry Hunting Camp


Whether you enjoy hunting or just want to enjoy a getaway with the family in the great outdoors, there may no better place to go than Niggerhead.

And there’s one guy you can always count on to greet you at Niggerhead with hometown, Texas hospitality….and that would be Texas Governor and Republican Presidential candidate, Rick Perry.

"WELCOME TO NIGGERHEAD BOYS!!!!"

“COME TO NIGGERHEAD…YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA !!!!” screamed Perry with his best rebel-yell welcome to a group of hunters from Columbus, Ohio.

“We’ve been wanting to come to Niggerhead forever–ever since we found out that not only does it have the best hunting this side of Nairobi but the best hospitality in the entire United States !!” said Bo Svenson, a hunter from Columbus.

Ready to party at Niggerhead

“Ah hope  you boys done brought yah-self an appetite to Niggerhead!” yelled Perry.  “YEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!”

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA,” screamed the Columbus entourage.

One of the many delicacies offered at Niggerhead is Deep Fried Donkey Dick which Govnuh Perry shows a group of hunters how to eat

“Boys,”  said Perry…. “here at Niggerhead we offer a number of hunting excursions to satisfy even the most discriminating tastes!  On Mondays,  and Wednesdays, starting at 6 a.m. we got the Jungle Bunny Safari.  On Tuesdays and Thursdays it’s a good old-fashioned COON HUNT !!!!”

“YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

“On Fridays, get ready for the Brer Rabbit Blast!”

“…..and on weekends, we offer the SPEAR CHUCKER HOLIDAY!!!”

Strapping with boot spurs, the Govnuh do take his hunting seriously as he gets ready for some goooood huntin' of some nigg...uh, rabbits

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For the ultimate sportsman, Rick Perry’s Niggerhead Hunting Camp offers the finest hunting excursions outside of Africa.  Bring yourself, your family, and your friends….but most of all, bring a hunting spirit.  Hunting includes deer, wild boar, jack rabbits, coyotes, mountain lions, even bears (seasonal). But most of all, Niggerhead offers the world’s most sensational hunting of….well, you know.

Herman Cain was all set for a weekend at Niggerhead until the 11th hour when he found out just being white on the inside wasn't enough for admittance. "I need to work on that," said Cain. "I'll help you out," offered Cain's best friend Clarence Thomas.

Come to Niggerhead and have the thrill of your life!

A Niggerhead hunter takes aim at a home where reportedly resides a family of nigg...er, mountain lions

Niggerhead is located in Jasper, TX.  For more information or to sign up, go to Theniggerheadhunt.com

Niggerhead at sunset

(Whites only)

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10 responses to “The Rick Perry Hunting Camp

  1. Hey Southpaw, I wanted you to know that Miss Rick Perry is coming to Healdsburg in Sonoma County; we are planning to greet this GOTP candidate…

    completely naked.

  2. And there is this:

  3. thatsitfortheotherwon

    Deep Fried Donkey Dick.

    Too fucking funny, my friend!

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