Whether you enjoy hunting or just want to enjoy a getaway with the family in the great outdoors, there may no better place to go than Niggerhead.
And there’s one guy you can always count on to greet you at Niggerhead with hometown, Texas hospitality….and that would be Texas Governor and Republican Presidential candidate, Rick Perry.
“COME TO NIGGERHEAD…YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAA !!!!” screamed Perry with his best rebel-yell welcome to a group of hunters from Columbus, Ohio.
“We’ve been wanting to come to Niggerhead forever–ever since we found out that not only does it have the best hunting this side of Nairobi but the best hospitality in the entire United States !!” said Bo Svenson, a hunter from Columbus.
“Ah hope you boys done brought yah-self an appetite to Niggerhead!” yelled Perry. “YEEEEEHAAAAAAA!!!!”
“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA,” screamed the Columbus entourage.
“Boys,” said Perry…. “here at Niggerhead we offer a number of hunting excursions to satisfy even the most discriminating tastes! On Mondays, and Wednesdays, starting at 6 a.m. we got the Jungle Bunny Safari. On Tuesdays and Thursdays it’s a good old-fashioned COON HUNT !!!!”
“On Fridays, get ready for the Brer Rabbit Blast!”
“…..and on weekends, we offer the SPEAR CHUCKER HOLIDAY!!!”
For the ultimate sportsman, Rick Perry’s Niggerhead Hunting Camp offers the finest hunting excursions outside of Africa. Bring yourself, your family, and your friends….but most of all, bring a hunting spirit. Hunting includes deer, wild boar, jack rabbits, coyotes, mountain lions, even bears (seasonal). But most of all, Niggerhead offers the world’s most sensational hunting of….well, you know.
Come to Niggerhead and have the thrill of your life!
Niggerhead is located in Jasper, TX. For more information or to sign up, go to Theniggerheadhunt.com