Open Forum: What Needs To Be Done To James O’Keefe?


For most of us we have to learn how to be fuckers....but this fucker was born a fucker

Oh what the hell….I might as well get the ball rolling:  He should be stripped necked, covered from head to toe in honey, and tied down to the ground in the middle of an army ant farm….

Now, it’s your turn…..and please don’t hold back…..

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26 Responses to Open Forum: What Needs To Be Done To James O’Keefe?

  1. Hang him upside down by his thumbs and penis until he cries uncle sam.

    • “UNTIL?!?!” I wouldn’t cut this guy down unless there was a pool of starving sharks waiting down below

      • LOL!!!!!! I got my ipod working!!! I am listening to R.E.M.!!!!!!!!!!!!

        Maybe I should enroll O’Keefe in Miss Gordita’s Charm School for Dicks Who Want to be Chicks.

        Actually if you are referring to the prank played on NPR…I take the view in this case that all is fair in love and war. Liberals should bring it on. We need to get some footage of O’Keefe beating up a prostitute or whatever else it is he does to satisfy his need to get even with fate for making him such a repellent human being.

        PS Are those suspenders he is wearing in the photo? Your thoughts on that, CR?

    • ….”uncle sam”….LOL !! Took me a while to catch that…..slow on the uptake as I am :)

  2. He should be stuffed in a gym locker.

  3. Being Wolf Larsen I obviously prefer keel hauling…..or staking him out and cutting a small hole and pulling out part of his intestine so the buzzards can pick at it. Parboiling as done in the book Shogun is intriguing as well.

    But I guess the one I would chose would be…..wait until Ariana has a yeast infection and she could smother him by sitting on his face while reading excerpts from her latest “book”.

    Yep….that one works for me….on so many levels….. ; )

  4. Draw, quarter & invert his prick until he becomes a chick; then send him out to work the streets as a Ho. Seems only just…

    • Oh hippie! You owe me one after the snide (joking) remarks I have made about men (whom I love even more than Republicans love money). But, I must protest that it is a pleasure to be a chick. And it is delightful that there are men who will carry dicks for us. They (dicks) are just not attractive enough to be a part of our persons–hence the need for porters. Furthermore, hos engage in honest trade. They make a lot of lonely men happy. If a ho and a hedge fund manager were standing at the Pearly Gates and each needed a lawyer to plead his/her case for admission, I would represent the ho. And I would accept the case on a contingent fee basis as Jesus would surely take my side in the matter. :)

      PS I am not actually offended; I am playing with you.

      • I only used ‘ho’ because O’Keefe set up ACORN using a plant dressed as one — otherwise I’ve no quarrel with prostitutes. In my world view, were O’Keefe tied up wearing only a leather thong & with a giant butt plug up his wazoo, a ball gag inserted into his pie hole, getting whipped by a sadist with control issues, on pay-per-view benefit for ACORN & NPR…

        I’d call that a good beginning, lol!

  5. Lefty, I say lay this fucker down stripped necked and coat his dick and his balls with honey and call Larry Craig and then the ant farm.

  6. Claude Remains

    Send the motherfucker to Wisconsin. According to the legislature there such “stings” are a felony

    At least that is what the motherfuckers said when Scott Walker was “stung” by someone pretending to be a Kochsucker

  7. Let’s return to Medieval times – since he and his ilk are so intent on kicking us back to fiefdoms. – and revisit one of the more horrific tortures – the one where they poke a whole in his midsection -pull out the intestine, nail it to a tree, and make the victim run around said tree.

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