Poofster, fly-boy, pussy
Hack, weasel, piece-of-shit, poofster “journalist” David Gregory interviewed Wisconsin Governor Scott “Beaver Cheeks” Walker today on Meet the Press and, for the first time ever on his show, employed the use of sodium pentothal in his questioning.
Doughboy and misshapen hair, Governor Pussy
“Actually what we did,” said Gregory, “was ask Gov. Walker four questions under normal circumstances. After he answered the questions with typical bullshit answers and evasiveness, we had our show’s producer slip him a triple dose shot of sodium pentothal and, after a short break, I asked him the same questions again.”
“First, the questions under normal conditions:
1.) Governor Walker, first of all, what do you hope to gain from your stand against labor unions in your state?
Well David, Wisconsin is faced with a 2.2 billion dollar budget deficit and myself and my state’s comptroller have looked at cuts in every other area of the state’s budget but the numbers just don’t add up. Unfortunately we have had to make some very hard and painful decisions to include making major cuts to our state’s labor workforce.
Rich, jingoistic, white, and decrepit old fuckhead supporters of Gov. Walker
2.) What are your primary motives in trying to bring down unions in your state?
It’s not a matter of trying to “bring down” the unions, David. It’s a matter of trying to save out state from going bankrupt and doing what is best for all the people of Wisconsin.
3.) Thus far, union organizers in your state have said they are willing to bargain with you on all other issues except for the collective bargaining agreement. Why have you refused to negotiate on the issue of collective bargaining?
Our state is on the brink of economic disaster and we have to do everything we can to make cutbacks and belt tightening. It will be painful for all of us and everyone must be willing to do their part and make sacrifices.
4.) Do you believe your approach is the best way to reduce your state’s deficit and eventually balance your Wisconsin’s budget?
Absolutely David. I believe it’s the only way to save Wisconsin and I believe I have the support of the people of the is state which is why I was elected in order to do the work of the people.
…and now the same four questions plus one after Gov. Walker is injected with a triple dose of sodium pentothal:
1.) Governor Walker, first of all, what do you hope to gain from your stand against labor unions in your state?
David, can’t you see from the disingenuous, shit-eating smirk on my face that I could not give one flying fuck about anything but my own fame and advancing the absolute cause of corporate America and wiping out the middle class? Does that answer your question?
2.) What are your primary motives in trying to bring down unions in your state?
Well, you just answered your own question. My primary motive is to bring down unions and any and all organizations that are, or perceived to be, socially responsible in any way and representative of the people and, in the process, strengthen the only beneficiaries of the Republican party: corporate America and the wealthiest 3 percent of Americans who hate labor unions and want to see them go the way of the dodo bird.
3.) Thus far, union organizers in your state have said they are willing to bargain with you on all other issues except for the collective bargaining agreement. Why have you refused to negotiate on the issue of collective bargaining?
Because I want to weaken labor unions to nothing and, thus, further weaken their primary support group, the Democratic Party, so that we can begin to realize our goal which is to chip away at Social Security until we can do away with it altogether, to abolish the last remaining safety net for middle class Americans….and ultimately to do away with any remnants of the middle class.
4.) Do you believe your approach is the best way to reduce your state’s deficit and eventually balance your Wisconsin’s budget?
Of course not. There are a million different ways if you are to even believe we HAVE a 2.2 billion dollar budget deficit. But as you know, we keep our citizens intoxicated on red herring issues like gay marriage, abortion, and illegal immigration, so getting them to buy into the bullshit that doing away with labor unions in this state will actually save money and benefit them in any way is a piece of cake. All we have to do is repeat it enough and keep it scrolled across Fox News 24-7 as if it’s news and mission accomplished.
One last question Governor Walker: To be a Republican these days, is it a prerequisite to be a whiny, shrill, pasty-white, dough-boy, fat cherub-cheeked pansy who is intolerant of all others not exactly like you, and christian with pedophilic tendencies and the secret desire to be imprisoned with 200 12-14 year old boy scouts with tight buttocks and garter belts?
David, the answer to that question is yes, absolutely.
Thank you Governor.”
Will Gov. Walker resign soon to spend more time with his pasty-white family?....
....or will he come out of the closet, finally, and take up residence with the gal-boy in the middle and the unnamed token black guy to his right?
Editor’s Note: Governor Walker’s numerous exclamations during the second round of questioning that he wanted to jump Gregory’s bones (again) were not deemed germane to the subject matter of the report and were omitted.
