God, at her best, on Day 4.
And on the first day, God said, “Let there be light.”
…on the second day he separated the waters.
…on the third day appeared dry ground and he had made earth where people and animals could wander.
…on the fourth day, he made the sky, the sun, moon and the stars.
…on the fifth day, he gave us the birds and sea creatures.
…on the sixth day, he gave us the vast numbers of land animals.
…and on the seventh day, this dude who had been working his ass off finally took a well-earned day of friggin’ rest…
…on the eighth day he woke up panic stricken and in a cold sweat…”Goddamit….I forgot “Birthers”, he said as he freaked out and threw together whatever scrape metal and other industrial waste he had left over and ((Alakazam)) !! …Birthers !!!
Commander Dumshit, right, meets with a member of her valued, shit-for-brains constituency
Thanks for making me crack up laughing!
The gottdamn birthers – I thought they sprouted from old dried up dinosaur shit. Now I know better – LOL
whadda you mean “think” they sprout up from old dried up dino shit….they DO sprout up from old dino shit
PLEASE!do not insult the Dino shit
man…. that is giving them too much credit. shit is at least useful. Well, I suppose all is not lost… we could still crack their heads open and used them as manure. If they stand in your field long enough it probably leaks out anyways.
Hee hee!!! Some shit is useful, however I doubt theirs would be. Wouldn’t want them in my field–the shit leaking out of their heads is waaaaay too toxic–it would probably kill out whatever you’re attempting to grow.
2X100000!
AGREE!
SING A-LONG WITH ME!
AAAAAAAAAAAA-MEN,
AAAAAAAAAAAA-MEN,
A A A A A MEN,
AMEN LET ME HEAR YA!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-MMMMMEN!
P.S. Please don’t compare innocent shit to birther brains! More like Joe Bageant’s Mutt People!
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Iam singing. AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMEN!
Hey Rusty,
Keep up the blog and funny pics, it’s my good morning/night laughs.
btw I like my picture with Cindy Sheehan TONS better!
hey pal
Suthpaw I an ot agree with you on this one shit has more brains than birthers and shit is useful as manure,the birther are a bunch of toxic dim shits spouting empty rhetoric to other dim shits.
What are they good for absolutely nothing!
oop! Idid it again press the wrong button Sorry!
Why does the birther queen wear goth makeup. she looks like a creepy bitch.
She’s beyond creepy!! Question here is WHERE is the financial backing or support coming from for this batshit birther bitch?
It takes money to do what she is doing. Rich private donors (against Obama)? ? ? PACS? Have not been able to find anything to substantiate money path. Links anyone?
Without backing, this conspiratorial crap-o-rama she’s running would cease to exist. Yet another of the right’s harlots.
actually I think she pays her own way. She’s a fucking dentist/lawyer btw
Besides those 2, I think she’s also into real estate.
Her nutcase “lawyering” leaves much to be desired–her lawsuits, jokes that they are, have all turned into cluster fucks. Disbarment would be ideal.
Fun article by the way.