And on the first day, God said, “Let there be light.”
…on the second day he separated the waters.
…on the third day appeared dry ground and he had made earth where people and animals could wander.
…on the fourth day, he made the sky, the sun, moon and the stars.
…on the fifth day, he gave us the birds and sea creatures.
…on the sixth day, he gave us the vast numbers of land animals.
…and on the seventh day, this dude who had been working his ass off finally took a well-earned day of friggin’ rest…
…on the eighth day he woke up panic stricken and in a cold sweat…”Goddamit….I forgot “Birthers”, he said as he freaked out and threw together whatever scrape metal and other industrial waste he had left over and ((Alakazam)) !! …Birthers !!!
Commander Dumshit, right, meets with a member of her valued, shit-for-brains constituency