Californians had better start watching their mouths.
The state Assembly passed a resolution Thursday that would establish the first week of March as “Cuss Free Week” throughout the state (see link below for full story). If approved by the Senate next week, the measure would take effect immediately.
When asked by a Sacramento Bee reporter for a comment, Gov Arnold Schwarzenegger said he thought such an idea was long overdue. “I think it vil ve uh vonderful thing for the people of California to swear less…not just for von veek…but year round.”
“Vhat a stupid fucking idea,” lamented The Govenator at his weekly meeting with the California Assembly. “There’s so much goddamn fucking bullshit in this state it’s hard to get my massive arms around it. Vhat assholes ! I mean, how many of you fucking cocksuckers can truly say you can go von fucking minute vithout swearing much less a whole fucking veek?”
We here at Southpawbeagle.com certainly endorse this goddamn California initiative and fucking encourage every goddamn last one of you assholes to refrain from talking shit for a week. I mean, it’s only a goddamn week so what the fuck is the problem? Let’s not all be dickheads for once in our sorry ass lives and help support this fucking initiative.